November 28, 2011

My loyal fans

Come, embrace me.  Show me the praise that I so desparately need right now. . . not that I deserve it, but still shower your entertainer with praise.  Tell me that I'm beautiful, tell me that I'm good, tell me that life somehow has a meaning and tomorrow is a new day.  Fill me with the optimistic bullshit that I feed my Facebook followers.  One day this Blog will be famous and you're on the ground floor my friends.  Of course if it isn't famous yet, maybe it will never be, but who knows, maybe. 

So now I lay my head to sleep and pray the lord that I come up with something fresh and original to write about tomorrow that will somehow make me famous and immortal here.  This may be my only chance and fame and immortality.  Nothing lasts forever, least of all us.  I know I'm setting myself up for failure when I attempt sleep in a couple hours, but still, soon we will all be dust and never mind, not the thing to talk about with our nightly mini-death awaiting us all.

How many of you are there anyway?  I see lots of page views, every post gets 7-10 views, but how many of those are me admiring my own work?  So reply people, post your comments, please when I need it the most but deserve it the least, show me that I'm not alone in my little corner of the Internet.

please

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am a Big Fan Jason. Hope you are doing well :-)

Anonymous said...

<3 u. From Jamie xx