Just saw my friend come online who I haven't seen in months, years? I don't even want to say hi, what do I have to say to him?  Look at me, I'm STILL unemployed, I'm still perpetually single, I've lost my car, there's nothing good to say about me.  I'm a complete and total looser, I have no right to exist.  I'll leech off the government as long as I can and then see what happens I guess.